Because Even Punks Need Hearts
OK, Mr. Tinman, let’s open you up and take a look. Aw yeah, what you got here is, you got the auxiliary intake valve clogged with all kindsa gunk here. That’s probably why you’ve been so short of breath lately. Dizzy spells, you said? Yeah, that’d explain it. If that was the main intake, you’d be scrap metal by now.
But don’t worry, you’ll be feeling emotions again in no time. Just lemme… all right… there you go, you should be all set. You know, you’re lucky to have good friends telling you to come get this checked out. Most of the sparrows I know can’t even talk.
Wear this shirt: to show the surgeons where to put the transplant.
Don’t wear this shirt: with your iron top hat, your diesel armor bodice, your welder’s goggles, and your WWI British infantryman’s boots. T-shirts aren’t period enough.
This shirt tells the world: “Good night, Barney Clark, wherever you are.”
We call this color: Heart A-black.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 15” x 18.95”
WXL - WS: 11.25” x 14.21”
K12 - K4: 9” x 11.37”
Pantone Colors: 7528C – Warm Gray 11C – 411C – 7510C – 478C – 440C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
