The Reason For The Freezin’
Savor your victory now, flakeface. It will be short-lived.
You’ve made me almost crash my car half a dozen times now – almost. That Seasonal Affective Disorder trick of yours is a cruel one, but I think I’ve beaten that one, too. Now the end is in sight. All I have to do is wait patiently while the Earth inexorably revolves, and soon you’ll be nothing more than a slushy smudge on my memory.
And then it’ll be time to do battle with that bastard, Summer.
Wear this shirt: under your Snuggie.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re planning to die in a snowdrift. The resulting “weird news” coverage will rob your death of all dignity.
This shirt tells the world: “Ah, who needs feeling in their extremities?”
We call this color: A Whiter Wonderland.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 15.44”
WXL - K4: 9” x 11.58”
Pantone Colors: 130C – 319C – 305C – 2995C – Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
