Apologies to Frances Langford
I saw the lantern lights
Prettily hanging from the ceiling
But just those lantern lights
Weren’t bright enough to see
Under the lantern lights
I strained my eyes attempting reading
The specials of the night
On the menu at Fu Lee
I can’t have seafood, and I don’t want MSG
But what’s in all this stuff? It’s way too dark to see
Hope this turns out alright
But man, I really can’t help fearing
That what I order might
Set off my allergies
Wear this shirt: during the Festival of Lights, the traditional time for lamps and for Chinese food.
Don’t wear this shirt: under black light unless you’ve given it a thorough lint-brushing. You’d be surprised how much fuzz accumulates on black shirts that you can’t ordinarily see.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m lampin’, I’m lampin’, I’m stone cold lampin’.”
We call this color: Could We Have A Table In The Black, Please?
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 14” x 17.56”
WXL - K4: 9” x 11.29”
Pantone Colors: 115C – 1495C – 7409C – 485C – 1535C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
