Doodie Just Got Real
I’m tired of being afriad to close my eyes! I’m tired of waking up with my sheets soaking wet! I’m tired of not being able to dream about robots and superpowers and candy and stuff! But most of all, I’m tired of YOU!
That’s right, Mr. Fright-Fright. Tonight, I’m bringing you down. You won’t have little Kyle Hatfield to scare and torment anymore. So snarl and growl all you want! Let’s see how scary you are after taking a blast from my plunger gun right to your nasty face, poop-head! Ka-POW!
Uh, oh. That, uh… that didn’t seem to do what I thought it would do. Good thing Mom bought me that rubber underwear.
Wear this shirt: while you sleep. Maybe the Night Terrors will think twice.
Don’t wear this shirt: in the closet or under the bed.
This shirt tells the world: “Just keep telling yourself, it’s only a dream.”
We call this color: Creature Combat Cranberry
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 13” x 16.45”
WXL - K4: 9” x 11.39”
Pantone Colors: 712C – 7489C – 5195C – 199C – 504C – 4975C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
