It’s Not Rocket Sci- Oh, Wait
Some people say that turtles just aren’t meant to go fast. That moving slow is an essential part of what it means to be a turtle. When we use speed-enhancing equipment, they say, we deny our essential turtlehood. Forcing our unique turtle-selves into someone else’s paradigm is a recipe for cultural genocide and only helps those who wish to obliterate our distinctive turtle identities, the argument goes.
You know what I say to that?
VRRRRROOOOOOOOM!
Wear this shirt: several sizes too small, to aerodynamically streamline your body.
Don’t wear this shirt: at speeds above 17,500 mph. The friction will burn it up. And you.
This shirt tells the world: “I don’t care if that rabbit takes a nap or not.”
We call this color: 3… 2… 1… Black-Off.
Orders will not ship until Tuesday March 2nd, Overnights will arrive on Wednesday March 3rd
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 14” x 6.72”
WXL - K4: 9” x 4.32”
Pantone Colors: White – 1365C – 443C – 433C – 7488C – 350C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
