Chapter Zero: The Litter
Don’t let anybody tell you cats can’t be trained. You just have to start early. I started these five kittens on the basics: using the litterbox, say, or exercising their claws on their scratching post instead of the sofa. Then we moved to advanced stuff like combining into one giant sword-wielding cat. Before too long, they were protecting the planet Arus from the evil King Zarkon. Anything’s possible once you understand the way cats learn.
Except making them stop spraying all over the drapes. Sorry about the smell in here.
Wear this shirt: in 1983.
Don’t wear this shirt: to any sort of anime fan gathering, unless you’re looking for hours of conversation about how the American series totally vulgarized the subtleties of the original Armored Fleet Dairugger XV.
This shirt tells the world: “From small things, big things may one day come. And mess you up bad.”
We call this color: Beast King Go Blue.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 13” x 16.56”
WXL - K4: 9” x 11.46”
Pantone Colors: White – 101C – 554C – 180C – Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
