Look guys, I know we’ve got a lot going on.
I’m just saying I haven’t been feeling very good either since that thing with Kane.
It’s just that I woke up the other day and Lambert’s cat was sleeping on my face. It really freaked me out, and I’ve had this terrible stomach ache ever since. Shut up! I am NOT a hypochondriac!
Okay, sure, I’m freaked out about that thing. I think we ALL are. But seriously guys, my stomach is in knots! I keep hearing this muffled purring sound, and- Hey is that a cheeseburger?
I can haz?
OH GOD NO! AAARAARARRARRRRRGGHGGHGOMGWTFROFLLULZ!
Wear this shirt: While responding to distress signals originating from nearby planetoids.
Don’t wear this shirt: If you recently woke to discover a dead facehugger lying on the ground nearby. You’re about to ruin your shirt.
This shirt tells the world: “This shirt plays on men’s fear of pregnancy and childbirth.”
We call this color: FaceHeather Gray
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 11.9” x 19”
WXL - WS: 8.93” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 7.52” x 12”
Pantone Colors: White – 7535C – Warm Gray 10C – 368C – 032C – Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
