Milk, Milk, Lemonade
‘Round the corner, love is made
Some things just go together. Like whiskey and vermouth. Or peanut butter and jelly. Or peanut butter and chocolate. Or peanut butter and banana. Boy, peanut butter gets around, doesn’t it? It wasn’t until just now that we realized what a whore peanut butter is.
It’s nice to have a natural match. But equally nice—or maybe even nicer—is to find yourself in an unexpected hook-up that nonetheless works. Here’s to odd couples! To Murtaugh and Riggs! To jalapeño and chocolate! To Rachel and Finn! To Bono and U.S. Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill!
Because what’s more delightful than an unlikely pair?
Just about nothing, that’s what.
Wear this shirt: after smelling it to make sure it hasn’t gone bad.
Don’t wear this shirt: unless it’s been properly refrigerated.
This shirt tells the world: “TEACH LACTOSE TOLERANCE”
We call this color: Royally Cute Royal Blue
Orders will begin (expedited) shipping on February 8 to make it to your loving arms by Valentine’s Day.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 10” x 9.63”
WXL - K4: 7.5” x 7.22”
Pantone Colors: White – 189C – 601C – 3945C – 7409C – 635C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
