Take it all in, son. It’s the glory of nature.
Rainbows are part of the majesty of the world in which we live, my boy. We’re just a strand in the web of life and the enormity of the world can be awe-inspiring. Seeing that beautiful color spectrum arcing over the mountains makes me glad to be alive.
It really makes you wonder if maybe there IS something bigger than us out there, y’know? Like maybe we’re not all alone in this universe. Well, no, don’t get carried away: I’m not saying there’s an invisible father figure in billowing robes out there or anything.
But maybe, just maybe, these rainbows are actually the vomit from sentient, drunken clouds.
Wear this shirt: In Hawaii. They get rainbows like every 40 seconds.
Don’t wear this shirt: To that meeting you go to every week in the basement of that church.
This shirt tells the world: “Oh, man, that was your pot of gold? I was so wasted I thought it was the toilet.”
We call this color: Royal Blue Chunks
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 10” x 12.86”
WXL - K4: 7.5” x 9.64”
Pantone Colors: White - 108C - 1788C - 311C - 364C - Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
