Tossed Salad And Scrambled Eggs
Dear Mom and Dad,
I think I may have made a mistake.
I know, I know. I’m very lucky to have gotten this job and there’s a lot of opportunity for advancement with this company. I get that. Maybe I just need to give it more time. That’s what I keep telling myself, anyway.
And it’s got nothing to do with the people, the job, or the city itself, really. It’s just this rain! Man, they weren’t kidding when they said it rains a lot in Seattle. I know I’ve only been here a couple of weeks, but it just seems to wash all the color away. It just sorta gets me down, I guess.
Luckily, I was talking to a guy at work who recommended something called “Prozac”. Apparently, everyone who lives here takes it. It’s worth a shot, I guess. Just do me a favor and don’t move my bed out of the basement yet, okay?
Wear this shirt: and remember to keep an emergency plastic poncho in your car just in case you get stuck somewhere and need to stay dry.
Don’t wear this shirt: if Renoir is more your thing.
This shirt tells the world: “Somewhere, Hungrybear9562 is crying right now.”
We call this color: Asphalting In The Rain
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 13.93” x 19”
WXL - WS: 10.45” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 9” x 12.26”
Pantone Colors: White - Pantone Yellow C - 430C - 1585C - 319C - Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
