It’s Almost Like Homework
HEY-YOU-ARE-NEW-AROUND-HERE-RIGHT
YES-I-THOUGHT-SO-HOW-ARE-YOU-MY-NAME-IS-DIEGO-I-AM-A-MURALBOT
WELL-YES-I-AM-CUTTING-EDGE-THOUGH-I-DO-NOT-LIKE-TO-BRAG
HEY-WHY-DON’T-YOU-AND-I-HEAD-OUT-TO-THE-TERRACE-AND
WELL-YES-I-DO-HAVE-A-DIFFERENT-FLOWER-ALREADY
WHAT-DOES-THAT-HAVE-TO-DO-WITH-US
NO-NO-IT-IS-TOTALLY-COOL-I-DO-THIS-ALL-THE-TIME-SHE-DOES-NOT-CARE
YES-IT-IS-PART-OF-BEING-A-ROBOT-GENIUS-YOU-HAVE-TO-FOLLOW-YOUR-DESIRES
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SURE-IT-IS-NO-BIG-DEAL-I-JUST-FIGURED-YOU-WERE-THE-PRETTIEST-ONE
ALSO-I-BET-IT-WOULD-HELP-YOUR-CAREER-IF-YOU-TOLD-PEOPLE-YOU-KNEW-ME
SEE-THAT-IS-A-NICE-SMILE-I-KNEW-YOU-LIKED-ME-LIKE-I-LIKED-YOU
OKAY-WE-CAN-GO-BACK-TO-MY-HOTEL-OH-WAIT-SORRY-SHE’S-THERE-JUST-NOW
WHY-DON’T-WE-GO-TO-THAT-POST-APOCALYPTIC-FIELD-I-SAW-NEAR-THE-MUSEUM
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Wear this shirt: to cover your tattoo of Vladimir Lenin. If the Rockefellers are happy, everybody’s happy.
Don’t wear this shirt: while playing cards. It might imply you’re looking for a new deal.
This shirt tells the world: “I have no idea what the idiot who wrote the writeup is babbling about but that’s cool shading on the robot.”
We call this color: Painted Asphalt Wall
Please log the following on your internal calendar: these will ship on the 18th day of the human month known as April.
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Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 13” x 13.01”
WXL - K4: 9” x 9.01”
Pantone Colors: White - Pantone Process YellowC - 319C - 7530C - Warm Gray 11C - Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
