Tails of the Cryptid
Welcome Woot-Off fans: a battle is raging between our older shirts on
the Reckoning chart, where only the strongest-selling survive. Buy them and join the fray.
An entire species faces a life-or-death crisis and needs your help! We’re pretty sure they do, anyway.
Now, OK, we’re having trouble coming up with accurate numbers for how many jackalopes remain in the wild. Our Jackalope Rescue Team still hasn’t had much luck – OK, any luck – capturing any distressed or wounded jackalopes. And the only thing we’ve found on our Jackalope Sightseeing Tours is a lot of disappointed tourists.
All we can conclude from this is that the situation is extremely dire. If certified jackalopists like us can’t even get our hands on one, they MUST be teetering on the brink of extinction.
Wear this shirt: because caring about real species is so Mark Trail.
Don’t wear this shirt: under your jackalope fur coat. You’re part of the problem!
This shirt tells the world: “I got it at the crypto-gift shop.”
We call this color: Jackelly Green.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 10.01”
WXL - K4: 9” x 7.51”
Pantone Colors: 7499C - 4515C - 137C - 7419C - 635C - 369C - 4625C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
