Do Not Probe Until X-Mas
Welcome Woot-Off fans: a battle is raging between our older shirts on
the Reckoning chart, where only the strongest-selling survive. Buy them and join the fray.
Unbelievable. I’ve been flying over 150 years and now I have to prove I’m not a terrorist? What was it, the beard?
The indignity of it all, that’s what gets me. I’m revered the world over. I get more fan mail than bin Laden and Obama combined. And I have to open up and spread ‘em for some rent-a-cop like I’m the grand poobah of al-Grincha. Some might call that fair; I call it naughty.
Whoa there, pal. Easy with that particular package, OK? If anything happens to it I don’t think even my elves could make another one.
Wear this shirt: through TSA screening this travel season for extra intimate holiday fun!
Don’t wear this shirt: through one of those body scanners. Then everybody will see Santa naked.
This shirt tells the world: “Yes, Virginia, there’s more to it than the term ‘pat-down’ implies.”
We call this color: Threat Level Greensleeves.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 7.81”
WXL - K4: 8.25” x 5.85”
Pantone Colors: White - 7508C - 428C - 1788C - 2925C - Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
