Baseball Bat Not Included
It must be peanut butter and jelly, ‘cause peanut butter and jam don’t shake like that
I’ve been searching the web for evidence documenting the existence of a Peanut Butter & Jelly song we used to sing in my neighborhood as kids. It wasn’t the classic R&B number. It wasn’t “Peanut Butter Jelly Time.” It wasn’t even “Peanut Butter and Jelly, That’s All I Put in My Belly,” the song Carvelli sang at the talent show on “Welcome Back, Kotter.”
It wasn’t the putative kiddie campfire classic performed here by a certain purple, prehistoric human rights violator either. It was kind of a mutation of this one, though. Maybe it was a regional variation? Maybe my neighbor made it up?
I guess we’ll never know.
Wear this shirt: so you always have something at hand with which you can swab the sticky residue from your face.
Don’t wear this shirt: amongst our enemies overseas, who have long coveted the secret peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich formula.
This shirt tells the world: “I was manufactured using the same equipment that may have also processed peanuts.”
We call this color: Chunky or Creme-y
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 8.83” x 19”
WXL - WS: 6.62” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 5.81” x 12.5”
First Day Quantity: 3000
Pantone Colors: Cool Gray 10C - Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
