Okay, ready? One, Two, THREE!
Ha! Global Warming beats Glacier, dude! Better luck next time!
Best two out of three? Sure! One, two, THREE!
Ohh. Nice one, dude. Toxic Run-off totally beats my Fresh Drinking Water. Dang. Okay, one more, one more. All set? One, Two, THREE!
Hmm. This one’s a toughie. Does Acceptance Of Facts About Our Changing Environment beat Selfish Delusion Based On Corporate Greed, or is it the other way around? Either way, I think I’m gonna need some help getting my hand back to normal.
Wear this shirt: when you’re talkin’ trash.
Don’t wear this shirt: if the neighbor across the street was arrested the other day for keeping human hands in his recycling bins.
This shirt asks the world: “Which bin do you want me to throw this bird in?”
We call this color: How Do You Make Asphalt With Your Hand?
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 10” x 7.06”
WXL - K4: 7.5” x 5.29”
Pantone Colors: White - Cool Gray 9C - 349C - 1788C - 285C - Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
