Donut Just Break Your Heart
Tears flowed Wednesday as a donut and her hole were reunited after hours apart. “I never thought I’d see my hole again,” the donut said.
The breakfast treats, whose names are being withheld to protect them from being eaten, hadn’t seen each other since the hole was cut out of the donut at birth yesterday. The donut has been living in the display case, never knowing that her own hole was in a cardboard box just feet away.
Despite condemnation from the Ampastry International and DONUCEF, the practice of separating donuts from their holes continues in some of the stickier, Formica-clad corners of the world.
“It’s a silent holocaust of hearts broken and icing spilled,” said Madeleine Maplebar, spokesdonut for Making Families Hole, an advocacy organization working to end the practice. “Then again, they all wind up getting eaten anyway.”
Wear this shirt: if you’re a cop. It never hurts to keep a sense of humor about your job.
Don’t wear this shirt: around us in the morning. We have enough trouble not thinking about donuts as it is.
This shirt tells the world: “There’s a hole-shaped hole right in the middle of me.”
We call this color: It’s All Sprinkles Now, Baby Blue.
These widdle designs will be so sweepy when they’re done with their itty-bitty cute attack, so we’re going to let them nap and not ship this item until February 22nd.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 10” x 7.59”
WXL - K4: 7.5” x 5.69”
Pantone Colors: White - 212C - 3945C - 7480C - 311C - 5835C - Cool Gray 10C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
