That’s All, Folks
DATELINE: HOL- HOLLO- ah, HOLWOO- HOLLOWDOO- uh, L.A.:
Eyewi- eyewiwi- uh, eyewitnit- firsthand reports claim that a lene- legendra- uh, le-legedrin- eh, famous an-an-aninana- animani- cartoon star was assess- assinananat- killed by an unknown assain- assais- assailalal- shooter.
Auf- uh, auth- authra- uh, uh, authorsies- police did not release the name of the victim of the unexted- uh, unexpex- unectpex- surprise attack. But uncoffur- unco- unconfreem- uh, rumors in-in-ah-indi- indicake- say that the victim was a pi- a pi- a pip- er, a hog.
Wear this shirt: if you know every part by heart.
Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re eating ham. It could raise suspicions.
This shirt tells the world: “Kill your television every weekday at 2:30!”
We call this color: The Pig Wore Black.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 10.5” x 10.5”
WXL - K4: 7.87” x 7.87”
Pantone Colors: White - 487C - 166C - 485C - 1805C - 660C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.