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Mister Poe’s Guilt Trip

Mister Poe’s Guilt Trip

$15.00

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Condition:
Bells Bells Bells
Product:
1 Black Woot Tee (permalink)
Size:
WS, WM, WL, WXL, S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X,
K4, K6, K8, K10, K12
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I Want One! day of reckoning #234: 2/6/2012 But you can find all of our available shirts in the Reckoning.

Today's Woot Creator

Anna-Maria Jung

Anna-Maria Jung knows Poe’s birthday was last week. But look at it this way: now you’re early for next year!

Hometown:
New York City, NY
Links:
Anna-Maria’s Site
Become an Anna-Maria fan
Anna-Maria’s Portfolio

A Dream Within A Dream

There’s no “equal partner” in life. There’s just prey, and prey that’s not yet ripe.

Darkly forest kitties judge
Stolid hearts refuse to budge
But in my fear I run and hide
From radiant feline eyes

Branches crack with wooden voices
Scratches show my awkward choices
Nearby lights from city gas
Mark me as prey for Bast

My sin, my sin, from which I flee
Her scorn and hatred poured on me
Her judging eyes around my throat
The dry food often makes her choke

And I can see her in the night
Her eyes marked with an angry light
She plans revenge upon my face
Her purr will crush me into place

I am the mouse, she has control
But food is not her final goal
For her the hunt is simple fun
And so I run, And so I run.

Wear this shirt: because it touches your tell-tale heart.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a dog person. Dogs always forgive.

This shirt tells the world: “Did I feed the cat? No, you don’t understand! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I HAVE TO KNOW!”

We call this color: Black Streets Of Baltimore

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 9.99” x 15.03”
WXL - K4: 7.49” x 11.27”

Pantone Color(s): 7422C - 485C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.490s
First Sucker:
jjpeters1100
Sellout Time:
Monday, February 06, 2012, 11:25:28 PM Central Time
Item quantity:
887

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 196%
  • 4% bought 24%
  • 1% bought 31%

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