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Lifetime Achievement Award

Lifetime Achievement Award

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Condition:
Air-rated
Product:
1 Cranberry Woot Tee (permalink)
Size:
WS, WM, WL, WXL, S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X,
K4, K6, K8, K10, K12
Share:
I Want One! day of reckoning #240: 3/19/2012 But you can find all of our available shirts in the Reckoning.

Today's Woot Creator

PixelPants

PixelPants would like to thank God, his mom and dad, and all the people who believed in him on his quest to get this far.

Hometown:
Victoria, Australia

We All Do What We Can

3rd place in Derby #235: Dubious Honors, with 529 votes!

Now, we’re not saying that everyone deserves to be treated special every day of their lives, you understand. But c’mon, once in a while? Because the Jordans and the LeBrons, they’ve got achievements to throw away. But the guy who works at the gas station to pay for his wife’s medical bills? He’s not always going to get to tell his story.

You can make a lot of jokes about “everybody gets a trophy day” and that’s fine, because competition’s about winning and losing. But if the best you can ever do is be “Employee Of The Month February 2008” well, maybe that’s something you’ll hold on to a little bit more tightly than you should.

Don’t look at this shirt as an easy victory waiting to be won. Look at it as a reminder that there’s still reason to keep on fighting. Then maybe you’ll understand how important an award for breathing might actually be.

Wear this shirt: to your meditation class. It’ll show you’re ready for the advanced classes!

Don’t wear this shirt: and drown. It’ll doom you to being an image macro until the end of time.

This shirt tells the world: “You can do anything if you practice it long enough.”

We call this color: Somebody’s Got Cranberry Breath

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12.00” x 8.94”
WXL - K4: 9.00” x 6.70”

Pantone Color(s): White

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

joeysalami deserves this shirt, "As the recipient of a double lung transplant, I APPROVE OF THIS SHIRT!!!"

[ARTIST] PixelPants says, "I really do want to thank God as lungs are another of His great designs."

Medicfrost is too little, too late, "I want to give this to my co-worker that's a smoker, but he was fired Friday for taking too many breaks."

eholling gets all Alanis Morissette on us, "Would it be ironic if someone drowned while wearing this shirt?"

Melovespie poses, "This shirt wouldn't work well for swimmers."

CoffeeOnIce feels like holding it in, "It might be tempting fate to buy this the day after landing myself in the ER for an asthma attack"

bitman didn't enjoy the ride, "I spent a lifetime breathing, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

bsmith1 made some of us run to Wikipedia, "I suffer from reoccurring spontaneous pneumothorax."

flannelman is at a loss for words, "This is the type of design that I find breathtaking."

raven13 takes a breath, "I'm very much considering getting this, mostly because of the irony of me being an asthmatic would be fantastic."

lovelypinkdress comments, "This is the kind of shirt you wear everywhere, that people have to look twice to see what it says, and is so clever."

bluejester suggests a theme song.

Rudeboy2025 needs instructions, "So excited! Oh god, oh god...can't...breathe..."

dmgenesis opines, "Looks almost like a college logo, but cooler."

meepee posts, "Really like all the little details in this design - the lungs, the in/out, and the "O2.""

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.290s
First Sucker:
jellosh0ts
Sellout Time:
Monday, March 19, 2012, 11:26:21 PM Central Time
Item quantity:
4488

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 193%
  • 6% bought 26%
  • 2% bought 32%

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