Who’s an iddy biddy widdle harbinger of doom? YOU are!
Oh, Meow ZeTongue, you’re the most adorable little kitty witty in the whole wild world! I don’t care how cursed I might be when you cross my path! I’ll love you all the same! There’s no such thing as bad luck among besties!
You wouldn’t spy on me for any ol’ witches or demons, would you? No! No you wouldn’t! No you wouldn’t! Not as long as mama rubs your tummy! Not as long as mama rubs your tummy! Who’s mama’s widdle tummy rubbins? You’re MY widdle Tummy Rubbins, meowtivational speaker! That’s right!
You can sit on my chest and suck my breath out because you’re SO CUUUUUUUTE!
Wear this shirt: If you like cats.
Don’t wear this shirt: If you just came to complain about the shirt we have for sale.
This shirt tells the world: “I have no moral objection to directly funding evil with my purchases.”
We call this color: Le Shirt Vert (that means green)
Hey! Pay attention! If you’re ordering ANY of the sizes, they’ll be printed on our
new t-shirts. Check the
sizing chart and make sure everything’s still the same!
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 10.51”
WXL - K4: 8.25” x 7.88”
Pantone Color(s): 7488C - 364C - 3435C - Cool Grey 11C - 532C - Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
