Batshirt Crazy
Hey! Who's that flapping those membranous wings, on a nocturnal mission straight into our hearts? Bats! Armed with sonar, rabies, and possibly shape-shifting abilities, these flying guano-pumpers have found a new roost: right on your chest. Unlike the bats offered by other deal-a-day web sites, this fetching pair is guaranteed disease-free. They may bite you while you're sleeping and slurp at the wound for nourishment, but what's a little blood between mammals?
Designed by: Chicago
artist,
impostor,
cartoonist,
crank caller,
musician, and
blogger Derek Erdman, who also finds time to
obsess over The Fall and
officiate weddings, baptisms, and funerals.
Wear this shirt to: your Weight Watchers meetings, to let everyone else know about the hottest, healthiest low-fat alternative to beef - bat meat.
Don't wear this shirt to: the northern Brazilian state of Maranhao, where bats bit over 1,000 people during a 2005 infestation, killing 23. The locals might not see the humor in it.
This shirt tells the world: "I dream of soaring through the air, wild and free, ingesting insects all the while."
We call this color: Non-Coagulated Red.
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women
before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel,
follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
(Unless you spend the $5 for Overnight Shipping)
