Vitamins, See?
First Place in Derby #14: Nutrition, with 610 votes!
Liver spots. Pale skin. Depression. Bleeding from the mucous membranes. No, it's not a description of today's goth kids in 50 years - it's what happens when you don't get enough vitamin C. The citrus-deficient seafarers of yore called it scurvy, and they thought it had something to do with an imbalance of the body's humors. People used to be so dumb.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member fablefire, who may henceforth be known as "Derby champion fablefire". You should probably get some new business cards printed up, fablefire.
Wear this shirt: to remind your fellow crew members to put down the rum and pick up a piece of fruit once in a while.
Don't wear this shirt: as a substitute for actually ingesting vitamin C.
This shirt tells the world: "Orange you glad you're not a 16th-century sailor?"
We call this color: Barlow's Green.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
- 3X-M:
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follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

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