How Mental Sausages Are Made
Third Place in Derby #16 ("Information Graphics"), with 596 votes!
Let’s see…what to say about this t-shirt? Something about how the
creative process, fascinating and mysterious though it may be, is
usually hella boring to watch? Maybe a joke about how we’ll never
understand what goes on in the human mind until we get better
microscopes? Let’s see, there are all kinds of monsters and stuff on
the shirt – could that go anywhere? How could I possilby sum up the
creative process in one short paragraph? Oh, wait, I know…
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member fablefire, currently topping the charts with Derby #14 winner Say No To Scurvy.
Wear this shirt: when you’re wrestling with the Muses, wringing inspiration from their mythical necks.
Don’t wear this shirt:
if you’re going to use that inspiration to play nu-metal music, paint
sad hobo clowns, draw a comic strip about a comically oversized hound
dog, or come up with clever accounting tricks to hide your energy
conglomerate’s massive liabilities.
This shirt tells the world:
“See, I’m, like, one of those creative types who make the world such a
beautiful place. So don’t be so uptight about the body odor, OK?”
We call this color: Blue Matter.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
- 3X – M: 11” x 16.6”
- S-WS: 8.25” x 12.45”
Pantone Colors:
- White
- 7488 C
- 700 C
- 101 C
- 137 C
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before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel,
follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

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