It’s What You Have Inside That Counts
In 1996 art-school director Peter Greenaway made The Pillow Book,
the story of a woman who allows her lover to write stories on her skin.
You’re certainly not gonna get that level of passion when you show up
looking like a low budget Slim Goodbody. What are you, a training dummy
for Ninja Death Strike School? Heaven help us if we ever start printing
pants.
This shirt was designed by: shan24,
long time contributor but first time winner. She was originally going
to be a veterinarian but she couldn’t get the cat to wear sticky notes.
Wear this shirt: if you’re a skeleton. It’ll be really ironic and all the other skeletons will think you are cool.
Don’t wear this shirt:
to your Med School final. You won’t be able to read it well and
everyone else will cheat off you and the curve will just be impossible
and you’ll fail out and have to get a job writing about t-shirts LOOK MOM GET OFF MY BACK THIS IS WHAT I DO NOW OKAY
This shirt tells the world: “My eyes are up here! I just didn’t label them!”
We call this color: Olive My Organs On Display
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 11.5” x 17.87”
S-WS: 8.62” x 13.4”
Color(s): – Pantone Black C – 395 C – 392 C – 5815 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
