The Better To Impale You On, My Dear
From the darkest nightmares of Lisa Frank trots this one-horned,
scythe-wielding apparition, ready to harvest your soul for its
celestial sticker book. Somewhere beneath its flowing robes beats a
heart of pure Hello Kitty, but don’t expect that to save you.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member jimiyo, who we hope isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a preschool.
Wear this shirt: if you think death is cute, you sick, sick individual.
Don’t wear this shirt: to a funeral, even if it does look great with your black slacks.
This shirt tells the world: “Unicorns never die, they just gallop away on a rainbow. Also, they never lived in the first place.”
We call this color: Black Shroud of Cuteness.
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 12” x 14.4”
S-WS: 9” x 10.8”
Color(s):
- White
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
