Down At The Ol’ Fishin’ HOLY %$#!@
1st place winner in Derby #39: Motion, with 1154 votes!
I
tell ya, that thing was fifty yards long if it was an inch. Swear to
God. And feisty, too. I battled him for, oh, musta been two, three
hours. Hardest two, three hours of my life. Lotta fight in that fish.
Gotta respect that. Huge teeth, too. I guess I’m lucky I didn’t wind up on his
dinner plate. In the end, the damn thing busted my line and swam off
like he never broke a sweat. But I think he’ll remember, as well as a
fish can remember anything. I guess it’s for the best. If I’d landed
him, he’da probably broken the pier.
This shirt was designed by: Diamond Jimmy Cho, whose record in this arena remains unequalled. The Tycoon of Ice and Duck Hunt
are merely the latest in his string of silkscreened triumphs. We don’t
know what “Excelsior” means, exactly, but we still feel compelled to
say it here. Excelsior!
Wear this shirt: under a knapsack with a diagonal strap running from your left shoulder to your right hip. It’ll frame the design nicely.
Don’t wear this shirt: around fishermen, unless you’ve got time to hear all about the big ones they almost caught.
This shirt tells the world: “There shall come a time when the fisher becomes the fished.”
We call this color: Royal Bluefin.
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 14.84” x 19”
S – WS: 11.13” x 14.25”
Pantone Color(s): – 2707 C – 279 C – 653 C – 281 C – 3955 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
