Oh, So That’s How They Wrote The Battlestar Galactica Finale
You want honesty? Here’s honesty. Macbeth is the story of a male who decides to challenge the leader for dominance of the tribe and ultimately loses it to another. So is Richard III. Hamlet is about a young silverback reclaiming his father’s position and King Lear is the story of a great leader who loses his position within the troop and is cast out to die on his own. IT’S ALREADY ABOUT MONKEYS, PEOPLE. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.
Now, you want to find a real challenge? See if you can hand a monkey a camera and get it to film Last Year At Marienbad or Hiroshima Mon Amour. Then we can talk about probabilities.
Wear this shirt: to a performance of “William Shakespeare’s Jzogtor N.B.” Hottest show this season!
Don’t wear this shirt: if you used these letters to make your shirt.woot password. Always think securely.
This shirt tells the world: “Listen, as long as you’re willing to wait it out, the brute force method always works. Eventually.”
We call this color: Rhesus Brown
It takes a while to clean up the ring after a face-off like this, so be aware all Poe vs Shakespeare items will not ship until February 15th.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 14.00” x 6.81”
WXL - WS: 10.50” x 5.10”
K12 - K4: 9.00” x 4.37”
Pantone Color(s): – White – 7535 C – 313 C – 316 C – 7532 C – 7523 C
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