Well, First I’d Have To Know Exactly How Cool
1st place in Derby #58: Work, with 856 votes!
He
thought he had it all. Riches beyond his imaginings. The adulation of
millions. Widespread acknowledgement of his mastery in his field. Then
why couldn’t he sleep? Why did he never feel at ease? Why did he feel
like something was missing? More and more, he found himself daydreaming
of childhood. The room around him would fade away and he’d feel
transported back to his favorite waterslide. The water splashing around
him, the breeze in his hair, the laughter of his friends – in all the
years since, with all of his success, he’d never felt so fulfilled, so
at peace.
So he used some of his money to build one exactly like it and lived happily ever after. The End.
This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant BootsBoots, who could really make something of himself if he’d get off that waterslide and get some work done.
Wear this shirt: if you’re too shy to let everybody else see your bare torso.
Don’t wear this shirt: to a job interview. Unless it’s to work at a water slide. Or Woot.
This shirt tells the world: “Let’s go again. Let’s go again.”
We call this color: Unfortunately For Our Writers, Waterslides Have Nothing To Do With Asphalt.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
M – 3X: 14” x 13.04”
S – WS: 10.5” x 9.78”
Pantone Color(s): 617C – 729C – 464C – Cool Gray 6C – Black – White
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
