Ich Bin Ein Murder
1st place in Derby #62: Panic!, with 937 votes!
You, you people, you’re really sick. Just look at how many of our current Reckoning shirts are about eating brains, for instance. Acquired Taste, If I Only Had A Brain, and Rule No. 1: Cardio are all cutified takes on the unimaginable horror of reanimated cannibalism.
But it's always been this way, hasn't it? You're still the same macabre degenerates who anointed this jelly-splattered horror as your very favorite shirt from Derby #62. What is wrong with you people? You see something cute and you must make it suffer? What kind of Law & Order: SVU crap is that? We’re sure you’re quiet folks, mostly keep to yourselves. But remind us never to let you cat-sit for us, OK?
Wear this shirt: to let those Krispy Kreme bastards know you’re not somebody to mess with.
Don’t wear this shirt: around us at breakfast time. Donuts are one of the few pleasures we have left. Don’t ruin it for us.
This shirt tells the world: “The pattern of injury clearly indicates that this wound was inflicted by a bear claw.”
We call this color: Cranberry Filling.
SmartPost and Overnight Shipments will begin 6/7.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
M – 3X: 11.75” x 9”
S – WS: 8.81” x 6.75”
Pantone Color(s): White – Black – 183C – 1797C – 719C – 4635C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
