Ich Bin Ein Murder
1st place in Derby #62: Panic!, with 937 votes!
You, you people, you’re really sick. Just look at some of the shirts in our top 10 right now. The adorable paper dolls in Friends are Forever are burning alive. Jimmy…Is That You?
is a tableau of misery involving some jolly jack o’lanterns discovering
that their friend has been dismembered and baked into a pie. And one of
the super-cute Japanese munchies in Hungry Bento is subject to unwelcome cannibalistic advances from one of its plate-mates.
Now,
you’ve anointed this jelly-splattered horror as your very favorite
shirt from Derby #62. What is wrong with you people? You see something
cute and you must make it suffer? What kind of Law & Order: SVU crap is that? We’re sure you’re quiet folks, mostly keep to yourselves. But remind us never to let you cat-sit for us, OK?
This shirt was designed by:
Derby contestant capttylor34, who enjoys eating a jelly donut more if
he imagines that he’s biting into the head of an innocent creature.
Wear this shirt: to let those Krispy Kreme bastards know you’re not somebody to mess with.
Don’t wear this shirt: around us at breakfast time. Donuts are one of the few pleasures we have left. Don’t ruin it for us.
This shirt tells the world: “The pattern of injury clearly indicates that this wound was inflicted by a bear claw.”
We call this color: Cranberry Filling.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
M – 3X: 11.75” x 9”
S – WS: 8.81” x 6.75”
Pantone Color(s): White – Black – 183C – 1797C – 719C – 4635C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
