From The Greek, Meaning “Eight-Pussed”
3rd place in Derby #63: Art as Text, with 738 votes!
I’d rather be an octopus, an octopus I say
It’s better to be octopus than man
An octopus can use his tentacles all kinds of ways
We two-armed human types can’t use our hands
An octopus can wave goodbye with four times as much fervor
As a person can when waving farewell wishes
He’s excellently qualified for working as a server
In a bistro where there’s lots and lots of dishes
For semaphore, for trading stocks, for climbing jungle gyms
The octopus’s tentacles are better
He can play a mean marimba, or spell words with his limbs
And with so many limbs, spell words with lots of letters
This
shirt was designed by: capttylor34, who claims yo momma so dumb, she
thought eight tentacles was the net Speedo contents of one men’s beach
volleyball game.
Wear this shirt: to your favorite sushi
place, order by pointing at your torso, and see if they serve octopus
to you or vice-versa.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you have eight arms; you’ll find it has too few sleeves.
This shirt tells the world: “Go Army”
We call this color: Royal Blue
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
M – 3X: 14.5” x 11.4”
S – WS: 10.87” x 8.55”
First Day Quantity: 2500
Pantone Color(s): 485C – 199C – 202C – 2995C – 504C – White
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
