But He Probably Sucks At Madden
We have heard a rumor that the British writing god Salman Rushdie is an expert at a very specific video game. It does make sense when you think about it. All alone, hidden away from society, a few years before the World Wide Web and well before streaming online entertainment, what else would someone do all day by themselves? No, besides that.
So it is to you, Sir Rushdie, that we dedicate today’s shirt. Partly because you survived the controversy. Partly because you’re just so amazingly good. But mostly because you did the hardest thing a man can do in life: master a game without having any hits or cheat codes. For that we salute you, sir. Well done.
Wear this shirt:
because it got more votes than any other shirt ever in the history of shirts going all the way back to the first time Eve put on fig leaves. And, really, that was a sad, sad day, so it’s good we can start over.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a hedgehog. Self-explanatory.
This shirt tells the world: “Oh, you’re a plumber? How nice. Listen, she’s in another castle right now. But she said to tell you she loves you as a friend.”
We call this color: Peaches and Creme.
We’ll press the FIRE button on these orders starting on March 21. Expedited shipping will be faster than free shipping, but it won’t get your order out of our warehouse any sooner.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 15.5” x 18.46”
WXL - WS: 11.62” x 13.84”
K12 - K4: 9.00” x 10.71”
Pantone Color(s): 646C – 4975C – 478C – 480C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
