Rain? Rain good! Rain drown mice-things who steal grass from food beasts!
They’re called lemurs, Ty. Not mice things. Lemurs
Shut up, little second brain! Me know what mice-things are! But mice-things not strong like me! Mice-things weak!
Lemurs are astonishingly resourceful, Ty. They’re hard to kill.
Nothing hard for me to kill! Stomp! Stomp! Ha ha! Run now, mice-things! Leave grass to fatten brotomosaruaians for dinner!”
They’re called apatosauruses now, Ty.
Me not care about political
correctness, little second brain! Me king of all media! No creature
stronger than I! Even flying food pay homage to… to… why that circle on
fire in sky?
That’s the sun.
No, in front of that, little second brain. Why you so stupid?
In front of? But there’s nothing in front of… Oh… oh my heavens.
This shirt was designed by: AJ Dimarucot who also has a line of baby clothes that are oh, so stylish. And if you love him the way a man loves a fine pizza buffet, head over to vote on one of his designs at Uneetee. If he wins money, he’ll have more free time in which to design shirts!
Wear this shirt:
near the end of December in 2012. No, no reason. Honest, we’d totally
tell you if we knew something. Can you hand us those sealed containers
of distilled water? Next to the matches and the sleeping bags.
Don’t wear this shirt:
What? Oh, right, this one. Listen, we’ve got to move all these cans
into the survival shelter, so we don’t really have time for fancy jokes
today. No, no, we just store them there. There’s really nothing to
worry about. We’d tell you, really we would.
This shirt tells the world: “The bigger they are, the harder they fall.”
We call this color: Blackasaurus vs Blacksteroid (aka Cold Blooded)
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 14.68” x 19”
WXL - WS: 11.01” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 9” x 11.64”
Pantone Color(s): 298C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
