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“I almost didn’t come.”
“Why did you?”
“I don’t know. I can’t relax. I feel like I should just run out of here right now.”
“I wouldn’t chase you. Even though instinctually I’m bred for that.”
“I know you are, it’s one of the things I lo… oh, Puddles, I’ve missed you. I’ve missed you every day.”
“After you left… it took me a long time to-”
“I
wanted to be there, Puddles! Oh, I wanted to be there with all of my
heart! When I heard that train whistle I locked myself in my cat
carrier and cried for days. I never stopped thinking about you,
Puddles. Never.”
“But, your husband.”
“My husband.
He’s a good man, Puddles. He takes care of me. Some days I even love
him back. He needs me, Puddles. But tomorrow, when the plane comes… I
can’t…”
“Have a drink. I poured you this saucerful.”
“You remembered.”
“I never forgot. Do you ever think about-”
”-the
way we met? You were so young then, Puddles. So innocent. A puppy. You
didn’t even know what to do. The way you tumbled over yourself to
impress me. And now, here you are. So hard. So alone. Like a wolf in
the forest. But I can still see that puppy in your eyes when you look
at me. Those loyal, loving eyes that meant the world to me then.”
“I never thought I’d see you again.”
“Puddles,
I… tomorrow, I… I don’t think I’m strong enough to say goodbye again. I
can’t leave. Not now, not you. I don’t care what happens to the world.
As long as we’re together. I won’t leave you again, Puddles. I won’t
leave you again.”
Wear this shirt: when it’s raining outside. You’ll blend in.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re standing next to someone wearing this shirt.
They’re both kind of sweet by themselves, but would be really creepy to
see them side by side. Like, go back inside and find someone to walk
with you even though it was broad daylight outside kind of creepy.
This shirt tells the world: “The greatest love of your life might be starting right now.”
We call this color: “I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore Baby Blue.”
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 6.1”
WXL - K4: 8.25” x 4.57”
Pantone Color(s): White – 474C – 728C – 7524C – 1785C – Black
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
