Annelidical Thinking
It’s so hard to talk to people these days. Or to give people a reason to talk to you.
I mean, there are, like, what, six billion of us now? Standing out
in that crowd takes some doing. That’s why I like to wear enigmatic
shirts that almost demand that passersby break the ice with pointed
questions.
“Excuse me, but what the hell is supposed to be
going on with that shirt? Is it a bird with worms on the brain? Because
he’s, what, hungry or something? Or is his brain turning into a worm?
But then why would it be protruding from his skull? And the glasses,
what’s that about? Are hipster/nerd birds more hungry for worms than
regular birds? Is that the idea? Why?”
From such
questions, friendships blossom. Or they would, if anybody ever actually
asked them. So far, nobody has. But as soon as someone does, I’ll know
I have a friend for life. That’s why I also wear this ASK ME ABOUT MY T-SHIRT button (sold separately).
Wear this shirt: in solidarity with nearsighted, crazed-with-hunger birds everywhere.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the kind of provincial philistine who can’t accept ambiguity in art. Or eating worms.
This shirt tells the world: “A mind is a delicious thing to slurp out of the soil.”
We call this color: Royal Worm Blue.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 10.1” x 10.43”
WXL- K4: 7.57” x 7.82”
Pantone Color(s): White – 204C – Black
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart
for men,
for women or
children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
