One Giant Owie For Mankind
Some say this expedition was a mistake. Some point to the charred and vaporized molecules of our brave solarnauts as evidence that the very idea of conquering the sun was sheer folly, unrealistic at best and insane at worst. To these naysayers, I say, “Nay! It is never insane to dream. Unless one dreams that one’s parakeet is telling one to strip naked and climb the fence around the White House or something.” That would truly be insane. And the true folly would be to not try to conquer the sun. I’m sure our brave solarnauts would agree. If they hadn’t been incinerated.
Wear this shirt: to prevent sunburn on the sensitive areas of your torso. Yes, that’s a euphemism for nipples.
Don’t wear this shirt: to the surface of the sun. Shirt.Woot will offer no refunds for shirts damaged or destroyed in solar landing expeditions.
This shirt tells the world: “I feel burnt.”
We call this color: Apollemon 21.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 14” x 15.05”
WXL - WS: 10.5” x 11.29”
K12 - K4: 8.5” x 9.14”
Pantone Color(s): 7499C – 135C – 1655C – 1545C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
