Ditto If I Was A Worm
It was built to be the ultimate soldier, an indestructible killing machine that cannot be destroyed. But all it wants to do is dance.
With superhuman strength, thousands of joints, gyroscopic balance, and almost infinite stamina, this robot could destroy any human fighting force. But the only turf it wants to rule is the streetcorner. Now it crushes all comers with its programmed library of over 7,000 break moves and routines. If you think you can hang, step to it. But you’ll lose.
Wear this shirt: when you consult your doctor about your cybernetic enhancements.
Don’t wear this shirt: and backspin without a cardboard box. The pavement will rip it all up.
This shirt tells the world: “Anybody can talk about how they ‘don’t stop’. I’m the only one who takes it literally.”
We call this color: Lemon Grinder.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 13.53”
WXL - K4: 9” x 10.14”
Shirt Color: Lemon
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 13.53”
WXL - K4: 9” x 10.14”
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
