Penguin Fans: All Is Forgiven
You go through life thinking you’re invulnerable, hard as nails, impervious to mushy feelings. Then along comes a dancing panda and her bunny-rabbit friend.
Sometimes we get bummed about the way that Derby voters favor the cute and cuddly over the sharp and bold. But when they reject a cute design that we actually like, we just have to go rescue it from the scrapheap. How could we cast a poor, innocent shirt like this out into the wilderness all on its own? It’s not like we don’t know our biological impulse to defend the cute is being manipulated – we just don’t care.
Wear this shirt: to your Ultimate Fighting bouts, just to mess with their heads.
Don’t wear this shirt: with your tutu, unless you’re going all the way and adding a tiara, fairy wings, toe shoes, and a magic wand. You really have to own that look or it doesn’t work.
This shirt tells the world: “Human ballerinas just aren’t adorable enough for me.”
We call this color: Tublue.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 9” x 8.24”
WXL - K4: 6.75” x 6.18”
Pantone Color(s): White – Cool Gray 4C – 1788C – 535C – Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
