Not Glorifying, Just Documenting
Happy Autumn, friends! I’m Jack Rust, the spirit of fall! Every September I flit from treetop to treetop with my magical book of matches, setting the leaves alight to burn with brilliant color for a few months until, finally, they curl up and fall to the ground.
Or at least I did, before I was arrested for arson and sent to this facility for the criminally insane. You got a cigarette? Thanks. No, I don’t need a light.
Wear this shirt: under your flame-retardant poncho.
Don’t wear this shirt: to Southern California right now. Too soon.
This shirt tells the world: “I think that I shall never see / An inferno lovely as a tree.”
We call this color: Blackburn.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 13.46” x 19”
WXL - WS: 10.09” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 8.5” x 11.99”
Pantone Color(s): 134C – 1375C – 1655C – 485C – 484C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
