A Tiny Shed Beside The Library Of Alexandria
Because that’s why an artist sweats blood, so you can read a summary.
“Man, you’re never going to believe this. You know that new guy in Anime Club? Yeah, with the dark hair and the glasses? Well, get this, we were talking about Neon Genesis Evangelion and he let it slip that he watched a DUBBED version. I know, right? How disrespectful to all the people at Gainax! You can bet I ripped his membership card right out of his hand and tore it into little pieces. Okay, well, maybe I didn’t actually, but I did glare at him and breathe really hard out of my nostrils.”
“I mean, can you even CONCEIVE of how Hideaki Anno would feel to know that someone took his masterpiece of the human condition and robots then just ripped away the perfectly timed voice acting to slap in some Hollywood pretty boy? You ask me, the entire dubbing industry is only there to make a fast buck. I mean, can you imagine how dumb you’d have to be to not want to read a few words about one of the most passionate stories our planet has ever produced? What kind of moron would ever do a thing like that?”
“Oh, the test’s tomorrow? Well, no big deal. Nah, I never bothered to read the book, I’ll just skim the Cliff’s Notes tonight before bed. It’ll be good enough, I’m sure.”
Carry this tote: to English class. If you’re a student, you’ll get brownie points and if you’re a teacher, you’ll be making your point clear.
Don’t carry this tote: if you think that it’s an image of a character from the upcoming Tekken prequel.
This tote tells the world: “THIS is the reason we keep having Dark Ages!”
It takes a while to clean up the ring after a face-off like this, so be aware all Poe vs Shakespeare items will not ship until February 15th.
Specifications
- 100% cotton canvas
- 10.5" wide x 14" tall x 5" deep
- 24" tall including handles
- Gusset bottom
- Made in China
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
7.70” x 10.50”
Pantone Colors: White - 102C - 726C - 722C - 202C - Black
