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#1 Fan

by Dina Prasetyawan a.k.a kooky love

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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Are you easily amused?

Then come on down to Bargain Bob’s Visual Pun Warehouse!

Due to a purchasing error we are completely overstocked with poorly-executed visual puns and all of them must GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fish tanks shaped like military tanks! Peanuts characters recreated using actual peanuts! A woman chastising chess enthusiasts in a lobby because she hates chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! A cannibal eating a clown and asking his cannibal associate if it tastes funny! Christopher Walken wearing cowboy boots with a caption saying “These boots are made for Walken!” They’re all here and they’re all priced to MOVE!

Bargain Bob’s Visual Pun Warehouse started when my father, Bargain Bob Senior, sent his good pal 10 great puns to cheer him up. My dad figured at least one of those 10 would bring a smile to his friend’s face, but guess what: no pun in ten did! HA!

Come on down to our Poorly-Thought Out Pun Sale this weekend where we’ll be unloading all these puns plus a llama with a Dali mustache and a HUGE manatee exploding like a zeppelin! Plus great closeout prices on outdated puns like an airline PILOT made out of PALM trees and a toe with a camel printed on it!

If you hate thinking about your humor then you need to be here! If it takes longer than two seconds to get the joke then WE DON’T HAVE IT! Come on down to Bargain Bob’s Visual Pun Warehouse! Open every day but Sunday!

Wear this shirt: With some padding underneath it. Because people are going to want to punch you.

Don’t wear this shirt: Around anyone who looks like they punch hard. Because you’re going to get punched.

This shirt tells the world: “Get it? GET IT?! Eh? Eh? HILARIOUS, right?”

We call this color: Asphalting your intelligence

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 38.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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#1 Fan by Dina Prasetyawan a.k.a kooky love
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.