3037

by expo01

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West Cyber Story

2nd place in Derby #199: Cyberpunk, with 675 votes!

There’s a place like this
Some cybertropolis
Someplace past the next mountain range
Someplace new
And strange

Where there’s hovercars
And robots tending bars
Pleasure software directly fed
Through a port
In your head
Someplace

Someplace
Buildings so tall that they pump in
The necessary oxygen
Someplace

There’s a place, I know
I’m sure, it must be so
Someplace where low life meets high tech
In Dubai or perhaps Québec
Someplace

A place

In meatspace

Wear this shirt: for thermal regulation on the still-necessary corporeal support system for your avatar’s CPU.

Don’t wear this shirt: to go see the rerelease of Joannie Pneumatic. We were wondering why the adult theater was showing our favorite tech-noir film! Simple mistake, could happen to anyone, but apparently it pays to read more carefully. (It was just OK.)

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, you lookin’ sci-FOINE.”

We call this color: Dude, If You’re Into Cyberpunk And Futurist Architecture, You Should Totally Read “The Gernsblack Continuum”

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Gray 3C - 429C - 444C - 178C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 23.000s
First Sucker:
djdragon001
Last Wooter to Woot:
latrani

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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3037 by expo01
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