90's Zombies

by harantula

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The Lost Son

2nd place in Derby #287: The '90s, Editor's choice.

I was thinking tonight, maybe we could try that new Wine Bar?

"Yeah, sure... I guess..."

Tom, what's wrong? You've been acting weird all day.

"Oh, it's, well... Lisa, I have a confession to make. I, I... I have a son!"

What?! We've been together for three years and you tell me this now?

"Look, I just found out too, okay? Or more accurately, I just remembered."

You forgot about your son?!

"I was young and reckless! I made a mistake! But I'm different now. I'm an adult. I want to embrace my responsibility as a father. And I want you there by my side."

Jeez, Tom, That's a lot to ask. But I love you, so yes. I'll be the mother of your son. What's our boy's name?

"He goes by Tam. But his full name is Tamagotchi."

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): Black - 158C - 372C - 3395C - 359C - 366C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 52.226s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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90's Zombies by harantula
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