A Delicious Fate

by Spiritgreen

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Porky Prognostications

This shirt is a little ambiguous, and that's why it's art. 

Some say that great art is characterized by its breadth of interpretability. That is, great works of all kinds can be understood and interpreted differently. There is no single way to appreciate Hamlet, and that's what makes Hamlet Hamlet

Take this shirt. We are visiting a pig fortune teller that is predicting bacon in our future. But are we going to eat bacon in the future, or are we also a pig about to become bacon? More macabre yet, is the fortune teller predicting that we are about to eat her? That would be a prognostication of Greek Tragedy proportions.

"But Woot," you might say. "You're over-thinking it. It's just a fun bacon shirt." Yes, but that's criticism's raison d'etre: To ruin otherwise enjoyable things by over-analyzing them. That's how you know it's important. 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 14.49” x 12.82“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.15” x 9.87”
K6 - K4:  8.78” x 7.77”

Pantone Colors: Black 4C - White - 7499C - 729C - 7574C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 22.223s
First Sucker:
bluejester
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A Delicious Fate by Spiritgreen
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