A Most Civilized Game

by ramyb

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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No, it's not human-hunting

1st place in Derby #255: Double-Take Derby 17, with 653 votes! 

"I have you pinned now, Thaddeus Whiskers. The Orient is mine!" 

"Blast and confound you, Honorable Emissary Mi Yow. Pray, does anybody have a brick they would like to trade?"

"Brick, Mr. Whiskers? Whatever for?" 

"Oh ho ho. Wouldn't you love to reveal my machinations? I request brick, but say no more."

"Are we playing the same game?"

"Indeed we are. Now, if brick will be denied me I shall have to take drastic measures. I hereby mortgage Marvin Gardens, providing liquid assets to the purchase of car insurance for my pink station wagon."

"Thaddeus, this is most unorthodox. What game are you playing, sir?"

"The greatest game, forsooth! Pray light your finger upon this lever, thereby rolling the marble down the slope and unleashing a chain of sinister events. But Lo! The diving man hath missed his mark! My plot is foiled. Foiled!"

"Foil? Where? A ball of aluminum foil? I can chase that! Let me chase that!"

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 601C - 150C - 5487C - 7517C - 532C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
42m 33.114s
First Sucker:
jsedwards25
Last Wooter to Woot:
foxesandcats

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A Most Civilized Game by ramyb
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