A Rose by Any Other Page

by skirochester

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Oh god, it’s happening again. The pills do nothing!

1st place in Derby #198: Shirt Title Reinterpreted, with 902 votes!

Mom? MOM!

“What is it sweetie? OH NO! NOT AGAIN!”

Mom, the doctor said this shouldn’t happen any more!

“Hang on sweetie I’m calling 911! GERALD! GET IN HERE! IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!”

“What’s all the- Katie?! Noooooo!”

Daddy I’m so scared!

“Honey relax! Remember what happened last time? You’ll be fine!”

I won’t be fine! Every time I start turning into an animated pencil sketch that evil Scandinavian man shows up to try and steal my soul!

“Not if I have anything to say about it!”

“Gerald! Don’t be an idiot! His Norwegian devil powers would tear us all to pieces!”

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

“SHhhhhh! Quiet! Do you want him to HEAR you?!”

IIIIIII’ll beeee goooooooonnnnne

“OH GOD HE’S HERE! GERALD, HIDE YOUR DAUGHTER!”

“I’M GETTING MY SHOTGUN!”

Daddy your weapons are useless against the dread Morten Harket!

“Oh, Katie! I love you so much. I’m so sorry we did this to you.”

“We never should have played that stupid record backwards!”

“I DIDN’T KNOW ANY BETTER, GERALD! I’M SORRY! FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME IN 16 YEARS, I’M SORRY!”

Please don’t fight, you guys! This might be our last moment together!

“Maybe he’s gone?”

IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

Wear this shirt: While running for your life while being hunted by a tireless, bloodthirsty Norwegian pop star.

Don’t wear this shirt: To Finland. Even Norwegians laugh at the way Finns talk.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m slowly learning that life is HORRIFYING, actually.”

We call this color: Take on Cream

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 406C - 409C - 410C - 412C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.000s
First Sucker:
laggyg
Last Wooter to Woot:
afallingleaf

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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A Rose by Any Other Page by skirochester
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