A Wonderful Day

by eHalcyon

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What’s more wonderful than Winter Break? The air is crisp and clean, there’s something roasting on every corner, the screams of frightened people echo like carols, hey, do you think it might snow?

There’s no malice in it, it’s just that the buildings are fragile, and at the same time, so much fun! Isn’t that wonderful crunching noise half of the reason Rice Krispie Treats are so popular? And what if each one yelled “Oh God, No, Please, I Have A Family, Wait, You Ate My Family, What Have You Done, I Want To Die”? Who could resist a second helping then?

Some days are perfect for just sitting at home with a book. And, of course, there are times when you have to study. But some days are made for stomping and smashing. How can you let a day like that pass you by?

This shirt was designed by: eHalcyon, who owns a few buildings just outside of the city and can’t wait for the property values to explode.

Wear this shirt: because you are cuddly but also violent and smashy and accidentally lit the kitchen on fire but it wasn’t your fault and how can anyone blame you and no one is mad, right? Because you didn’t do it on purpose! Promise you’re not mad?

Don’t wear this shirt: when you volunteer after an earthquake. There is a time and a place, sir or madame.

This shirt tells the world: “boomRAAAARboomRAAAARboomRAAAARboom”

We call this color: Orun! Orun! Orun Ofor Oyour Olives!



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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 5743C - 375C- 1365C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 24.000s
First Sucker:
nessabean
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
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A Wonderful Day by eHalcyon
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