A Wormhole in Oregon

by geekfactor12

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The rex strides around to the side of the wagon and peers down, from high above. Tim leaps into the wooden front seat and whips closed the canvas flap.

DOC M
Boy howdy, I sure do hate bein' right all the time.

The T-rex turns and strides quickly back towards them. It circles, slowly, bending over to look in at them through wagon flap.

DOC M and "GRIST" GRANT sit trembling in the front seat, watching as the giant legs stride past their oxen.

"GRIST" GRANT
(a quivery whisper)
Hush! Don'tcha move, now -- its vision's based on movement!

DOC M
You sure o' that, partner?

GRANT
(pause)
Mmm. Reckon I am.

DOC M freezes as the rex bends down and peers right in through the wooden bows. The dinosaur's giant, yellowing eye is only slightly smaller than the entire wagon tongue.

IN THE FRONT WAGON,

Lil' Lex is rummaging around in the back cargo area, and finds a kerosene lantern. She flicks it on with her benumnbed, typhoid-wracked fingers. The dinosaur raises its head. It turns slowly from the second wagon to the first, drawn by the light. Making a decision, it strides over to the first vehicle. FAST.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - S: 13.50” x 5.24"
WXL - WS: 11.00” x 4.27”
K12 - K4:  9.00” x 3.49”

Pantone Color(s): 151C - 357C - 360C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.552s
First Sucker:
p00b0x
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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A Wormhole in Oregon by geekfactor12
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