Aaarrrgyle

by RobGlenn

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At Last: A Tasteful Pirate Shirt

First Place in Derby #18 (Patterns), with 561 votes!

There are two things that delight the upper class: stealing and golf. The latter is easily solved by making it a popular business hobby; close one deal on the green and you can write the whole thing off as a business expense. The former, well, we all know where those privateers came from, don’t we? They don’t just give anyone a letter of marque. You have to have a little style to manage that. Or have your father make a few calls.

This shirt was designed by: RobGlenn, who doesn’t even sound slightly Scottish, not one bit. He probably thinks Claymore is what you yell for Play Doh refills at the local youth center.

Wear this shirt: When you’re trying to convince a crazed Scotsman with a grudge that you didn’t mean that joke about the Play Doh.

Don’t wear this shirt: When you play Battleship. That just looks over-confident, and you’re asking for trouble.

This shirt tells the world: “If I knew how to get Christopher Lambert and Johnny Depp in the same room you can BET we’d be doing Highlanders Of The Caribbean right this freaking SECOND!”

We call this color: Don’t Eat A Big Dinner The Night Before You Sail Green

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Features

Pantone Colors:
57C- 749C- 553C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 3% one week old
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  • 37% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Aaarrrgyle by RobGlenn
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