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Just one shiny penny gets you into the greatest show you’ll ever see! Watch as the mighty Abraham cuts a nation in half… and then puts it back together! Thrill to the way his uncanny powers make it seem fashionable to have a beard without a mustache! Did he learn in Tibet? In China? From the voodoo priests of New Orleans? Friends, he did all that and more!
He made logs into a toy! He put his face on a mountain! He’s The Great Emancipator, and he’s here today! Come in and see! And don’t forget, with every ticket you get a free viewing of Mary Todd, She-Devil of Kentucky! Don’t get too close, she’ll rip off your face! Come see The Great Emancipator! Step right up! Step right up!
Wear this shirt: to show you were an early supporter of President Zachary Taylor. He died just sixteen months into his term, too. So young. Like a political Kurt Cobain. Sigh.
Don’t wear this shirt: to the theater. Not because of the assassination thing, but because you really should look nice when you’re going to the theater.
This shirt tells the world: “I wanna reach out and grab ya. Forescore times.”
We call this color: A Sphalt Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand.
Pantone Colors:
Warm Gray 2C - 4675C-
74-07C - 1405C - 181C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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