Abraca-huahh

by walmazan

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Hat On A Hot Tin Roof

Being a magic hat… I guess you get desensitized after a while. It’s just kind of a job now.

But the hard part is going home. When he’s out getting applause, I can’t even look myself in the mirror. I’ve been to every haberdasher and dry cleaners, but I still feel dirty.

There’s no part of me that’s mine any more. He’s had cards under my hatband, pigeons in my lining, once he even loaned me out to this stranger for Paul Dini’s bachelor party. A stranger! And yet, I’m there every night, upside down, and wide open to let him do whatever he wants. He knows I could never walk away from him. He’s my whole life. I’ll do whatever he wants me to do, and thank him for it.

I just wish he’d be a little more considerate about all the rabbits.

Wear this shirt: because it goes well with cufflinks and white gloves. Or course, you’d have to hold the cufflinks.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re super super thin. Sends the wrong message.

This shirt tells the world: “Ew, don’t you hate it when you get a hare stuck in the back of your throat?”

We call this color: Baby Bl-luesionist

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 699C - 701C- 645C - 7544C - 7546C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s
First Sucker:
karatemonkey
Last Wooter to Woot:
Akimaye

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Abraca-huahh by walmazan
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